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From the week of February 26th, 2012:
Vatican officials said this week that Pope Benedict will launch a Twitter account and tweet once a day throughout Lent. Apparently the Pope is giving up his dignity for Lent.

From the week of February 12th, 2012:
Two people are already competing to trademark the phrase “Linsanity,” in reference to the New York Knicks rookie Jeremy Lin. Meanwhile, some pessimistic fans are already fighting over the rights to “Lincident,” “Linjury” and “Jeremy Lin Sucks.”

From the week of February 12th, 2012:
A company in Ohio offers a service in which couples can charter a small airplane and join the mile-high club. Depending on how you look at it, it’s a very cheap plane ride or a very expensive motel room.

From the week of February 12th, 2012:
In an effort to keep employees happy, several firms in Colorado have begun offering perks such as beer on tap, on-site yoga instructors, and unlimited burritos. Unfortunately, the room in which they keep those perks now smells terrible.

From the week of February 5th, 2012:
More than 111 million people watched the Super Bowl this past weekend, breaking the record for most watched show in TV history, which was previously held by that episode of MASH where Jerry Seinfeld delivered Lucy’s baby to the end zone to win Super Bowl 35.

From the week of February 5th, 2012:
This Tuesday marked Charles Dickens’ 200th birthday. He spent this one just as he has the past few: spinning in his grave, thinking about the musical Oliver.

From the week of February 5th, 2012:
Jay-Z this week became the first hip-hop artist to play New York’s Carnegie Hall. How did he get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, mainstream appeal.

From the week of February 5th, 2012:
The Bronx Zoo is offering a Valentine Day promotion in which for 10 dollars people can name one of its 58,000 hissing cockroaches. It’s perfect for the girl with a sense of humor who didn’t think she was getting anything anyway.

From the week of February 5th, 2012:
In an interview this week Daniel Radcliffe admitted that in the past he has slept with Harry Potter groupies, or as they prefer to be called: Ho-meonies.