February 14th, 2013

Joke #00374

From the Week of February 2nd, 2013:
A Florida man was admitted to the hospital after he shot himself in the groin with a flare gun. Ironically, he was only trying to help his wife find his penis. [BEAT] And now it’s gone.

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Ramsey Ess is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He is a freelancer for late night television, writer of a weekly column about old TV for Splitsider, a podcaster, and improviser. He is also the writer/star of the webseries "Ramsey Has a Time Machine."

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