December 20th, 2012

Joke #00333

From the Week of December 15th, 2012:
A New York State man, who was arrested for shoplifting, said he did it on purpose so he could get free health care in prison. Prison! Where you’re beaten by fellow inmates and then those beatings are treated!

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Ramsey Ess is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He is a freelancer for late night television, writer of a weekly column about old TV for Splitsider, a podcaster, and improviser. He is also the writer/star of the webseries "Ramsey Has a Time Machine."

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