November 23rd, 2012

Joke #00307

From the week of November 11, 2012:
Texas Governor Rick Perry said this week that while he shares people’s frustration with the federal government, he does not support a petition with more than 65,000 signatures calling for Texas to secede in response to President Obama’s re-election. Especially since the majority of the signatures are from states other than Texas.

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Ramsey Ess is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He is a freelancer for late night television, writer of a weekly column about old TV for Splitsider, a podcaster, and improviser. He is also the writer/star of the webseries "Ramsey Has a Time Machine."

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