Joke #00163
From the Week of January 1, 2012:
A man in Illinois was arrested for a DUI after he passed out in his car while waiting in the drive-thru lane of a McDonald’s. You think you had a rough night? Imagine sobering up and finding yourself in a jail cell next to this guy. [KEY: Hamburgler]
Ramsey Ess is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He is a 
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