Joke #00158
From the Week of January 1, 2012:
In response to a lawsuit filed by a man who claims he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew, Pepsi is asking the suit be dismissed because they say the mouse would have dissolved in the soda before he had a chance to drink it. Which you may have already read about that one time someone asked Dear Abby how to get rid of a body.
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