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Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
German authorities have started issuing parking tickets to drivers that do not have a fine and just the message “lucky you.” Man, even when the Germans try to do something nice there’s a hidden layer of underlying threats.

Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
CBS has ordered a new series that will be set at the headquarters for Groupon. The show’s about three wacky friends who work at a company that’s about to collapse into bankruptcy.

From the Week of February 1st, 2012:
A couple in Las Vegas this week, who have been married for 78 years, were named the longest married couple in the country, with a combined length of 188 inches.

From the Week of February 1st, 2012:
A new casino being constructed in Atlantic City, New Jersey has announced that it will set term limits for its staff, requiring them to reapply for their jobs after their term ends, which will give the entire staff a specific point to reflect and consider where their lives went wrong.

Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
On Monday, NBC pulled an episode of the reality show “Fear Factor” in which contestants were forced to drink donkey semen, and since they won’t be airing that episode, that means that you’re watching the network that made someone drink donkey for no reason.

Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
Mitt Romney on Tuesday won the Florida primary with 47 percent of the vote. But only if you consider being popular in Florida “winning.”

Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
Newt Gingrich is being sued for using the song “Eye of the Tiger” from Rocky III at political rallies. You know you’re in trouble when it’s 2012 and the band Survivor is asking to be heard by fewer people.