February 23rd, 2012

2012 Oscars Party Decorations - “The Tartist”

February 23rd, 2012

2012 Oscars Party Decorations - “Meatball”

February 23rd, 2012

murderabbey:

MURDER ABBEY IS TOMORROW!  6PM! At the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre in NY!

A solo costume drama COMEDY written by and starring me, Kate Hess!

The Lords and Ladies of grand English estate Murder Abbey face far greater threats than silly little World War I. Servants keep selfishly letting themselves be murdered and it’s VERY inconvenient for the rich people. Only Miss Beecher a nosy, intrusive old lady detective with no life can solve the case. Just like Miss Marple. There’s servants, just like Upstairs Downstairs. An ugly lady in the attic like Bronte, and a case of mistaken identity like Dickens. There’s literally every single costume drama convention we could stuff into one program. C’mon PBS needs to fill the time before Downton comes back. Tune in to MURDER ABBEY!

Written and Performed by Kate Hess
Directed by Silvija Ozols
Costumes by Bridgid Ryan
Graphics by Ramsey Ess

Appearing as a SPANK with The State vs. Josh and The Spin!
Reservations: http:// newyork.ucbtheatre.com/ performances/view/22242

I made the poster for this show, and it’s tonight! You should come, because it’ll be great!

(Source: katehess)

Reblogged from MURDER ABBEY
February 22nd, 2012

2012 Oscars Party Decorations - “Some French Food or Something”

February 22nd, 2012

2012 Oscars Party Decorations - “The Descendants-on-a-log”

February 22nd, 2012

2012 Oscars Party Decorations - “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Chips”

February 20th, 2012

I’ve been doing some thinking and I’ve determined that it would be possible to improve Downton Abbey and make it accessible to all types of audiences. The video above is a 20 second example to show just how easy it would be.

February 14th, 2012
Reblogged from Wonderful, Thanks.
February 11th, 2012

Joke #00172

Jokes from the Week of February 1st, 2012:
The Kardashian sisters will appear topless in a new series of ads for Sears promoting a line of jeans named for each of them. So be sure to pick up your pairs of “Over Her” and “The Other One” jeans today! [KEY: Those names stitched on denim]

February 11th, 2012

Joke #00171

From the week of February 1st, 2012:
Officials in Weed, California arrested a man at a local bus terminal who was carrying more than 1 million dollars in meth. Meanwhile, officials in Meth, California are very close to passing legislation to change their name.

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Ramsey Ess is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. He is a weekly columnist on old TV for Splitsider, podcaster, and a freelance writer for television.

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